The Perils of Online Dating : June 2014

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

No hello

Boom....first question is about my job. I like a hello first.

"G-d will help us!?"

Try starting with asking g-d to help you with writing a normal thought.

Bold

Just goes right for the number without any introductions.

Ugh

Enough with the knock....knick jokes. Men are so simple sometimes.

My life is now complete.

I am so excited to be referred to as "spankable" by a complete stranger. Praise Jesus!

What is NSA sex???

What a profile! He's willing and able. Lol.
Phone number out there and everything.

Raisins?

I had to reply to this because had to know where he was going with that question.

Mentioning Swords and Ex ' s in first contact

Is this a form of humor?

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Ice cream

Yeah it is early morning and I've never met you before, let's go get some ice cream. Wtf

Has no game

I'm just not excited about a message asking me if I like Japanese food. Maybe I'm a bitch or not a "foodie."

Needs sex in NY before leaves because sex is different or nonexistent elsewhere

This is his profile. Take your cheap, lazy ass out to find one last "romp."

Poor Kenny

Ommmm. ...do not let people know how weird and desperate you are on your profile.

The trite question men ask women of a different race

Guess women straight-up tell him that are prejudice????? Just because I'm not prejudice doesn't mean I'll be attracted to him. There is more to being attracted to someone besides race.

TMI Hank!!!!

FYI his profile picture is of his unattractive penis!

The Proud Man Whore

This is his Tinder profile. Ladies go get free dinners from him and then pretend that you are sick. Lol.

Only interested in a woman who works at the Hilton!?

This is our entire conversation. Asking if I worked at the Hilton came out-of-no where. I truly destroyed his dreams when I informed him that I wasn't a Hilton employee.