Mr. Blunt

He just goes right into it.  No hello.  Just sex.

Guess determined still was interested after a couple of hours

Men don't give up

Mr. Forgetful

This man forgot he wrote me in a matter of minutes? 

No hello

Boom....first question is about my job. I like a hello first. 

"G-d will help us!?"

Try starting with asking g-d to help you with writing a normal thought. 

Bold

Just goes right for the number without any introductions.

Ugh

Enough with the knock....knick jokes. Men are so simple sometimes. 

My life is now complete.

I am so excited to be referred to as "spankable" by a complete stranger.  Praise Jesus!

What is NSA sex???

What a profile!   He's willing and able.  Lol.
Phone number out there and everything.  

Raisins?

I had to reply to this because had to know where he was going with that question. 

Mentioning Swords and Ex ' s in first contact

Is this a form of humor?

Ice cream

Yeah it is early morning and I've never met you before,  let's go get some ice cream.   Wtf

Has no game

I'm just not excited about a message asking me if I like Japanese food.   Maybe I'm a bitch or not a "foodie."

Needs sex in NY before leaves because sex is different or nonexistent elsewhere

This is his profile.  Take your cheap, lazy ass out to find one last "romp."

Poor Kenny

Ommmm. ...do not let people know how weird and desperate you are on your profile.  

The trite question men ask women of a different race

Guess women straight-up tell him that are prejudice?????  Just because I'm not prejudice doesn't mean I'll be attracted to him.   There is more to being attracted to someone besides race.  

TMI Hank!!!!

FYI his profile picture is of his unattractive penis!  

The Proud Man Whore

This is his Tinder profile.  Ladies go get free dinners from him and then pretend that you are sick.   Lol. 

Only interested in a woman who works at the Hilton!?

This is our entire conversation.  Asking if I worked at the Hilton came out-of-no where.  I truly destroyed his dreams when I informed him that I wasn't a Hilton employee. 

The Traveling Man Whore

Now instead of going to bar while traveling and buying a woman a drink,  men look for easy sex when they travel online.   Talk about cheap and lazy.  

The Collector

Appears a lot of guys online just trying to collect pictures.   Is this so they can have a pretend girlfriend?   Is this how they cheat?  

The Weirdo

No, you are weird because you don't even say, "Hello."

Not even a hello before asking me to go to bed with him

I bet he sucks in bed!

Shemales

A guy has profile that only says that he loves shemales. 

The Kinky Couple

People just put it all out there.  No one remains anonymous anymore.  Lol.  

The inquisition

My grandma keeps bugging me about trying to meet "a nice Jewish boy. "  Every Jewish boy I have met doing online dating interrogates me and has no filter.  Who asks a girl her weight?   This guy only has pics of his dog up.  What nerve!   I have pictures of myself on my profile.  

The Bisexual

I do not care if someone is bisexual but I do not want to date someone of that persuasion at this stage in my life. This is a guy's description who likes me.

Really!

These were sent as my matches.   I'm concerned.  What type of impression did I make on this dating site?

The Insultor

How nice of him to insult me.  When I confronted him about his insults, he told me he doesn't like dating lawyers bc they are aggressive.  This man is a moron. 

The Misogynist

Saw this on a guy's profile.   Good luck with that.

The Dumb Tourist

This guy also gave me his phone number and hotel information.   I wonder if he made it out of NYC without being mugged.

Another Clueless Man

Even asks to hear back if I'm interested and then when gets no response,  writes again. 

The Deptessed Man

Dating is obviously not a walk in the park for anyone doing online dating, but thanks for your depressing message.

"The American Dream"

His "American dream."  No bueno.

Presumptuous Pet Name

The first contact he has with me is calling me "sweetie?"  Too much!

Pushy

I'm so writing this guy back bc he "needs to talk to me." 

Mr. Clueless

If I didn't write back the first two times, I'm not writing back the next few times.  Damn he's persistent.

Mr. Forgetful

The guy who forgets that he already wrote you. 

Bad Grammar

Nice guy but "conversant?"

The Profile Name Says It All

He's a bit full of himself.

Bad Joke

Old people are his cause.  Not funny. 

Call Me

No hello.  Just "call me." 

The Savior

My savior?  Wtf.  Just creepy.

"Good sexy wife"

So I guess he wants a slave. 

Just to Hook-up

If I was looking for a hook-up,  I'd go on a hook-up site.  I'm not here to make this guy feel better bc his last relationship was a failure.

The Foot Fetish

Shoe shopping?   I'm thinking this is an excuse to see my feet.

The Jewish Experiment

So I'm supposed to answer your creepy question about Jewish women?